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[May. 7th, 2004|09:59 pm] |
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Things to do today.
1. Buy milk.
2. Mix up new container of Smilex
3. Find out next meetings of Gotham divisions of Cub Scouts/Girl Guides
4. Hire new henchmen.
"Looked in the drawer and started to laugh".. |
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[Apr. 25th, 2004|10:43 am] |
I need to find some more goons.. the old sort, the classic "Bunch of dopes in domino masks" - this place is too quiet without someone to ask questions like "But how're you gonna stop Batman, boss?" or "But what if we get caught?"
I miss ol' Lar, Cur and Moe.
Shame they met a tragic accident involving a gigantic custard-cream pie, and an argument over how much of the loot was theirs!
AAAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAAAAA! |
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[Apr. 1st, 2004|07:12 am] |
Well, heLLOOOO dolly!
Well, Gotham, really, but who's counting?
So, seems it was about time your old Unca Joker got himself onto the world wide web - after all, what better place to find yutzes like yourselves to entertain him, hm? Ha HA HA HA HAA!
Don't expect any solililililililiquoys from me here, just the occassional humourous aside (would you expect anything else?) - and I'm *hardly* going to share my current plans - I might as well call them Plan: Steal A Tank To Rob A Bank!
anyway, kiddaroonies, toodles!
HAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAA! |
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